Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days
- Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
- Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
- Do I look like a fucking people person?
- This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- You! Off my planet!!
- Practice random acts of intelligence, and a senseless act of self-control.
- I like cats too. Let’s exchange recipes.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
- How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
- Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
- Earth is full, go home!
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